in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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