You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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