Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
His nipple licking is glorious
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