Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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