the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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