I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
