We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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