First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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