Dual....:-)
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
then he tried to convert me to islam
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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