Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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