I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Terrible idea I love it
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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