your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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