i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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