We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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