can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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