Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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