There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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