Having a random hookup so left but love u
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Randomize
