Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My bed smells like the plague
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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