Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Randomize
