do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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