Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
