I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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