Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
All the doctor said was why
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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