two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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