It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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