My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
