his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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