her vagine was all disorganized.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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