he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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