I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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