You can't motorboat a personality
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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