playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
