I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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