you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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