Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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