this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
i think i just lost a toe
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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