I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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