How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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