She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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