You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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