I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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