You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
My bed smells like the plague
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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