if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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