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say what?
wanna hang out?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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