I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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