So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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