love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
