I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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