can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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