Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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