it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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