Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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