sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
Randomize
